Dairy-allergic boy vs. Dairy-producing cow

Wednesday cow.jpg

Pic 'n Play: "Truce: We can coexist!"

During a recent filming of a pilot for my show about food allergies, I stood face-to-face with a dairy cow. It was the closest I had ever been to a cow. The director asked, "What would you two say to each other?"

From the perspective of a person with a food allergy, what headline would you put on this photo?